Up in the mountains and valleys of the great divide that spreads majestically across the North American continent, lives a small group of special people. Or, you might say, a special group of small people. They call their community "Somewhere"; not to be cute, but to be specifically nonspecific. They and their kin know where to find Somewhere. To those outside the community, it is just "somewhere."
This is, in fact, a Fairy tale!